Ok, ewwww. I got blood sneezed into my face today.
I think I look like I've been in a fight. I had blood spattered up my arm and onto the front of my "where the wilds things are" shirt too.
I wish I could even say it's the first time I have had someone else's blood in my mouth Ever, but sadly this is the second time This month that something like this has happened.
Though, I do find myself resisting the urge to hiss at the sun, I'm not a vampire. I just have very bad luck and a baby who gets constant bloody noses.
It's a relatively new phenomenon for him. So,though he has bloody noses all the time I don't have any street smarts about it yet.
I enter into evidence two weeks ago.
I picked the baby up. He rubbed his nose (which had started to bleed exactly when I lifted him). He moved the bloody hand from his nose right into my mouth in one lightening fast motion.
Did I make any defensive moves, you might ask. No! I got a slimy,half cold lipful of blood.
That brings me back to present where I obviously didn't learn from the last time.
This time i got sprayed with it rather than a full smear , but it is pretty much as gross either way.
At least I can hope to be quicker the next time.