We've had another eventful week around here.
Our youngest daughter is potty training. I went to wipe her bottom two days ago and discovered she'd POOPED A PENNY! Note:if you are easily grossed out you are reading the wrong blog, and you should look away...
Now!

I couldn't believe my eyes. Yes, what you are looking at is a poop encrusted penny. Sorry, U.S. Mint. If it's illegal to tamper with money my child may have broken the law.
I asked her every way I could think of how much money she'd eaten. First she told me , "I didn't eat any monies!!" Which I knew couldn't be true, cause I was gawking at her poop penny.
I asked again, this time with visual aids.
" How many coins did you eat?", I questioned.
Her reply was, "three, four, five, six monies, mommy".
Just then my son's teacher arrived and we filled her in on why we were hanging out in the bathroom.
I told her that our daughter had eat somewhere between none (though, I wasn't buying that ) and six coins.
Her reply was, "She's a PIGGY BANK!".
She had a point. I have been pondering since then exactly how much money she's got stashed.
I guess if she stops making poopy then I need to worry. I called her Dr. and the nurse I reached acted like I was telling her taboo information. So, I almost felt dumb for calling. Wouldn't you though?
Oh my sweet little girl, what will you think up next?